Why Rewind Exists—And How We Built It to Last
Rewind (rewind.chrisworldwide.com) is Chris Worldwide's
pop-culture memory vault—a spiritual successor to 2000–2003's beloved
Yesterdayland.com, which vanished when dot-com server bills and unmoderated forum
burnout collided.
Static Edge Hosting on Azure SWA
Every entry and Saturday Morning TV schedule compiles ahead of time via Astro Content Collections and Pagefind into pure static HTML, CSS, and binary search shards deployed to Azure Static Web Apps—no live database to crash under traffic spikes and zero runaway server bills.
How the Anti-Slop Curator Pipeline Works
Telling an LLM to crank out 500 articles from memory produces bland, hallucinated filler.
Instead, Rewind uses an offline, human-in-the-loop workflow
(pipeline/cli.mjs + the rewind-curator Antigravity skill):
- Queue Topics: Add toys, cartoons, commercials, or junk foods to
pipeline/queue.json. - Ground Facts First: Run
npm run pipeline -- research <slug>to pull Wikipedia summaries, Wikimedia Commons CC-licensed photography, and Internet Archive commercial embeds intopipeline/drafts/<slug>.research.json. - Draft in Authentic Voice: Author via the workspace
rewind-curatorskill (ornpm run pipeline -- generate <slug>) following our strict editorial style guide. - Lint Against Slop & Hotlinks:
npm run validateverifies Zod schemas, citation links, allowed media hosts, and rejects banned AI clichés both locally and in GitHub Actions CI before deploying to Azure SWA. - Human Review & Promote:
npm run pipeline -- promote <slug>graduates reviewed drafts intosrc/content/entries/.
Queued Topics Waiting for Curation
- Creepy Crawlers & The Thingmaker 1970s • toys •
creepy-crawlers-thingmaker - Josta (Pepsi's Guarana Soda) 1990s • junk-food •
josta-soda - Pogs & Heavy Metal Slammers 1990s • fads •
pogs-milk-caps - Tiger Electronics LCD Handheld Games 1990s • games •
tiger-lcd-handhelds